Behind Moment of Truth

So I caught a glimpse of Moment of Truth on Wednesday as I was waiting around for Law and Order to start. The lady pictured above was the contestant. She was asked the following question:

"When having sex with your husband, have you ever imagined you were with a New York Yankee instead?"

The question was also asked by former Yankee and Minnesota hero Dave Winfield, but besides making me sigh and hang my head in shame, that is neither here nor there.

The lady answered yes, and the lie detector said she was telling the truth. But the host never pushed the issue, while the dozens of Americans watching were left wondering who this mysterious Yankee fantasy could have been?

We here at Bikes in Trees feel like its our obligation to break down the odds and find out who it could possibly be.

A-Rod 1/30 Sure every woman probably fantasizes about A-Rod. He would be an excellent companion going shopping at the mall, going to see a chick flick, discussing the latest Hollywood gossip, even long talks about matching your lip color with your nails. But I just can't believe this chick would think about A-Rod in more of a "he's just a really good friend" type.


Jorge Posada 1/12 Aye Papi! I am guessing this girl probably isn't into Latinos, but there is a lot to love about Jorge. Never mind the fact that after crouching behind home plate for the past 15 years he will have thighs like a jackhammer. But the dumbo ears could be a potential turn off.

Wilson Betemit 1/4 I mean, c'mon, just look at him. You know he is packing heat.






Jason Giambi 2/5 I missed the beginning of the show, but its was pretty obvious that this chick is from either Long Island or Staten Island. And what does a chick who spends more time fake baking than, just guessing, reading need in a guy? Tattoos, spiky hair, orange skin, and a guy who will generally keep treating her like crap. Say hello to Mr. Giambi.

Ed note: Anyone realize how hilarious Giambi looks in his official ESPN picture?


Don Mattingly 1/2 Who would be able to resist a mustache ride from Donny Baseball? They never specified that he was actually on the team, just that he was a member of the Yankees. He looks right up her alley. Even I got lost in his mustache eyes just trying to type this.