Monday, February 25, 2008

Hello and Welcome

By Robert Jazz Sr.

This is my first post on this blog, so I thought I would start with a bit of a disclaimer.

Hello and welcome to our blog. And thank you for coming. Because, if I were you, I would have a few reservations about visiting a blog such as this one. First of all, the title makes no sense out of context, hinting that we could be not funny or just using this blog as a forum for inside jokes. Second, the fact that we are a group of writers might suggest that we are inferior as individuals and as writers, and that reading this blog will be an exercise in mental flagellation. Third, and finally, the lack of unifying theme or topic is daunting to a reader, creating a soup of mixed postings that lack consistency and conhesiveness.

As a contributor, I feel the need to address your fears right away. If the fears listed above are yours, THEY WILL COME TRUE. This is not the NEW YORKER. We do not moonlight for the ECONOMIST. We have never been published. We do not own land. Only half of us pay taxes.

On the plus side, we ALL love STAR WARS. We all watch LOST. We can name the 5 members of the Spice Girls. We like Legos. But, above all we have an appreciation for maturity. I will leave you with proof of the culture, intellect, and common sense of vision you will be privy to if you visit this site regularly.

What kind of bees make milk?

BOOOB-Bees!!!!!!!!

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